Thursday, May 26, 2011
HaRy GuRu ! teacher's day!
Suatu pagi di dalam sebuah kelas 4 low, di sebuah sekolah rendah, di kawasan pedalaman. Cikgu sedang memberikan cadangan kepada murid-muridnya tentang hadiah sempena Hari Guru esok.
Cikgu: Saya tak kisah apa-apa jenis hadiah yang kamu nak berikan.
Murid: Tapi cikgu, hadiah yang macam mana?
Cikgu: Cikgu cadangkan begini, jika bapa kamu penanam jagung… jagunglah hadiahnya, jika nelayan, ikan pun boleh..
Murid-murid: Ohh…. begitu..
Keesokan harinya, penuh meja cikgu itu dengan pelbagai hadiah… macam-macam ada. Tersenyum lebar cikgu ….
Hah, kenapa kamu berpeluh ni Mamat? Datang lewat pulak!
Mamat: Usung hadiah cikgu… tu ada kat luar kelas.
Cikgu: Ya.. Allah, batu nesan Mat?????
Mamat: Ha….aaa (dengan bangga)
Cikgu: Ayah kamu kerja apa?
Mamat: PENGGALI KUBUR cikgu.
Cikgu: Patutlah. (sabo jela !)
Cikgu: Saya tak kisah apa-apa jenis hadiah yang kamu nak berikan.
Murid: Tapi cikgu, hadiah yang macam mana?
Cikgu: Cikgu cadangkan begini, jika bapa kamu penanam jagung… jagunglah hadiahnya, jika nelayan, ikan pun boleh..
Murid-murid: Ohh…. begitu..
Keesokan harinya, penuh meja cikgu itu dengan pelbagai hadiah… macam-macam ada. Tersenyum lebar cikgu ….
Hah, kenapa kamu berpeluh ni Mamat? Datang lewat pulak!
Mamat: Usung hadiah cikgu… tu ada kat luar kelas.
Cikgu: Ya.. Allah, batu nesan Mat?????
Mamat: Ha….aaa (dengan bangga)
Cikgu: Ayah kamu kerja apa?
Mamat: PENGGALI KUBUR cikgu.
Cikgu: Patutlah. (sabo jela !)
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
LAV U AZHAR

linda nak sgt ckp sal sorg dak laki niey.. 4 me dye niey best sangat.. peramah n baik.. dye suke amik brat sal linda.. thts i like.. n setia jugak..

nama dye azhar.. skul kat putrajaya p11(2).. dye ni category romantik person.. dlm byk2 ex linda pling syg dye .. x taula nape.. syg pon x perlukan sebab jugakk.. rite?? tapi seyez la lin kata lin pling x sangup dye pergi..kalau dye marajuk linda mybe gak pujuk dy tp x tau camne.. lin x pndai pujuk.. sorry har.. lin n mmg teruk..ergh.. ap jns gurl la.. seyez linda ckp linda xkan ada peganti selain dye.. InsyaAllah.. lin mmg takot da nak wat dye marah.. koz lin takot kehilangan dye.. takot sgt3.. !!

n klau dy wat linda marah mybe lin terpaksa sabar n reda.. 2 je linda leh wat sbb lin mmg syg dy.. lau dye merajuk lin x dpt fokus dlm plajaran.. hurm. nak wat cam ne!! sometimes dy lucu, but kiteorg n banyak kali gadoh.. tah sal ap.. n dye n sometimes sukeeeee sgt wat linda marah. grr.. xtahan linda.. but anything linda tetap sayang n ingat dye selalu.. muah luv u . :PP
Thursday, November 4, 2010
LoVe Go On
Before introduce..........
Boy: (talk to himself) "That girl are so special when 1st i look...why? hmm...or mybe i love her...never mind..."
Girl: (Talk to herself) "hmm...why he look me like that? that was so strange...
Boy: (talk to himself) "i thing better i introduce myself to her...she look alone at there...
The boy come to that girl..........
Boy: Hi...my name is Nikel...and what is your name?
Girl: Owh...my name is Myle...nice to meet u...
Boy: Nice to meet u to Myle...How old are u?
Girl: Im sweet 14...How about u?
Boy: Im 16 years old...
Girl: hurm...Nikel..i have to go now...see u tomorrow...anything else just call me ok...
Boy: ok Myle...i have to go to...i will call u tonight...
Girl: ok...
At the night..........
Boy: (tried to call Myle) Hello Myle...is me...Nikel...remember me?
Girl: Oh ya...i stiil remember u... so what are u doing?
Boy: Nothing...im so bored...that's why i call u...are u busy?
Girl: No...im bored to...so,what we want talk about?
Boy: I want to know even detail about u...
Girl: Sure...I like to know abot u to.
(There were talk about eachother n they relation are even close)
After 2 days...they two are be a couple...they two are in love n love each other...but sometime..........
Girl: hurm...i think something strange are happen to Nikel...He are not call me in this day...Why? i gotta call him...
Girl: (tried to call Nikel).......Hello Nikel...What's up with u? i thing something strange are happen...
Boy: (Laughing) nothing Myle...u want to know something?
Girl: Why u are laughing? what u want to tell me about?
Boy: U know what...in the morning have a girl are call me...
Girl: so...wat u are talking about?
Boy: She say to me that she like guy like me...n want to couple with me...
Girl: Are u accept it?
Boy: Yup...i accept...
Girl: WHAT!! u are accept it!! it can be......
Boy: Are u mad to me? sory Myle...but she say to me u are not mad...
Girl: What!! u know what...im still love u...but u just do me like that...WHY!!!
Boy: Myle...Im so sory...is my fault...don't mad to her...
Girl: WHY!! is her fault to...!!
Boy: Myle...i promise i will entertain u...
Girl: How can i trust u?
Boy: U have to trust me...
Girl: Ok..i will try
Boy: thanks Myle
Myle feel she want to clash with Nikel but...she's can't...koz she love Nikel very much..if Myle do that...she must be sad...Myle be so sad in that day...she feel that she are so fool,idiot n stupid...koz Nikel like play around Myle feeling...Myle faithfull are just for Nikel...but when Nikel do that to Myle,Myle feel her feeling are disappoint...but Myle have to forcing her self to accept what happen...
After three days,she's never call Nikel.But someday,she's feel very miss to Nikel and call him......
Girl: (tried to call Nikel) Hello Nikel
Boy: Hello Myle...Are u still mad to me?
Girl: No Nikel (but in Myle heart still mad)
Boy: thanks Myle...hurm...How's life?
Girl: im ok...how about u?
Boy: im ok...hurm sory Myle...I get a little busy right now...
Girl: ok...Bye
From that day...they are contact n meet eachother...n after 1 month they were contact have something happen........
Girl: I miss Nikel so much...better i call him...
Girl: (Tried to call Nikel)
Myle tried to call many times but Nikel not answered it...every day,every times, she's call him but stiill not answer...
Girl: Why Nikel not answer my call? why? i do something wrong? i thing no...if i do anything wrong please forgive me...
Myle feel broken heart...from that day she's can't do anything...Myle still can't forget Nikel...And thing nobody can replace Nikel except Nikel...From that Myle love story are at the end...without no continued..........................
Boy: (talk to himself) "That girl are so special when 1st i look...why? hmm...or mybe i love her...never mind..."
Girl: (Talk to herself) "hmm...why he look me like that? that was so strange...
Boy: (talk to himself) "i thing better i introduce myself to her...she look alone at there...
The boy come to that girl..........
Boy: Hi...my name is Nikel...and what is your name?
Girl: Owh...my name is Myle...nice to meet u...
Boy: Nice to meet u to Myle...How old are u?
Girl: Im sweet 14...How about u?
Boy: Im 16 years old...
Girl: hurm...Nikel..i have to go now...see u tomorrow...anything else just call me ok...
Boy: ok Myle...i have to go to...i will call u tonight...
Girl: ok...
At the night..........
Boy: (tried to call Myle) Hello Myle...is me...Nikel...remember me?
Girl: Oh ya...i stiil remember u... so what are u doing?
Boy: Nothing...im so bored...that's why i call u...are u busy?
Girl: No...im bored to...so,what we want talk about?
Boy: I want to know even detail about u...
Girl: Sure...I like to know abot u to.
(There were talk about eachother n they relation are even close)
After 2 days...they two are be a couple...they two are in love n love each other...but sometime..........
Girl: hurm...i think something strange are happen to Nikel...He are not call me in this day...Why? i gotta call him...
Girl: (tried to call Nikel).......Hello Nikel...What's up with u? i thing something strange are happen...
Boy: (Laughing) nothing Myle...u want to know something?
Girl: Why u are laughing? what u want to tell me about?
Boy: U know what...in the morning have a girl are call me...
Girl: so...wat u are talking about?
Boy: She say to me that she like guy like me...n want to couple with me...
Girl: Are u accept it?
Boy: Yup...i accept...
Girl: WHAT!! u are accept it!! it can be......
Boy: Are u mad to me? sory Myle...but she say to me u are not mad...
Girl: What!! u know what...im still love u...but u just do me like that...WHY!!!
Boy: Myle...Im so sory...is my fault...don't mad to her...
Girl: WHY!! is her fault to...!!
Boy: Myle...i promise i will entertain u...
Girl: How can i trust u?
Boy: U have to trust me...
Girl: Ok..i will try
Boy: thanks Myle
Myle feel she want to clash with Nikel but...she's can't...koz she love Nikel very much..if Myle do that...she must be sad...Myle be so sad in that day...she feel that she are so fool,idiot n stupid...koz Nikel like play around Myle feeling...Myle faithfull are just for Nikel...but when Nikel do that to Myle,Myle feel her feeling are disappoint...but Myle have to forcing her self to accept what happen...
After three days,she's never call Nikel.But someday,she's feel very miss to Nikel and call him......
Girl: (tried to call Nikel) Hello Nikel
Boy: Hello Myle...Are u still mad to me?
Girl: No Nikel (but in Myle heart still mad)
Boy: thanks Myle...hurm...How's life?
Girl: im ok...how about u?
Boy: im ok...hurm sory Myle...I get a little busy right now...
Girl: ok...Bye
From that day...they are contact n meet eachother...n after 1 month they were contact have something happen........
Girl: I miss Nikel so much...better i call him...
Girl: (Tried to call Nikel)
Myle tried to call many times but Nikel not answered it...every day,every times, she's call him but stiill not answer...
Girl: Why Nikel not answer my call? why? i do something wrong? i thing no...if i do anything wrong please forgive me...
Myle feel broken heart...from that day she's can't do anything...Myle still can't forget Nikel...And thing nobody can replace Nikel except Nikel...From that Myle love story are at the end...without no continued..........................
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Haritu kite gadoh...
Syer maen2..
Tp awk ingat betol2...
X tau nak wat cam ner lg...
Lantak awk lah!!
Smlm kite t'serempak...
Syer wat dunno...
Awk pndang syer...
Syer wat dunno jer...
Degilnye la syer n...
Syer nmpak awk...
Syer nak pnggil...
Tp awk x toleh...
Sbb syer pnggil awk dlm hati...
Bodohnye la syer n...
Awk tego syer...
Syer wat dunno...
Tp awk x tau...
Happynye syer time 2...
Syer dngar awk citer...
Awk kate da jatuh cinta...
Sedihnye syer...
Awk kluar tngok wayang...
Syer pown...
Awk kluar ngan dye...
Syer tngok aje...
Awk kol syer...
Mengacau betol larh...
Tngah tido larh...Syer layankan aje...
Awk ckp awk da putus...
Syer senyum smpai ke telinga...
Tp awk x nmpak...
Syer ckp...
Keciannye awk...
Hari ni hari jadi syer...
Tp awk luper...
Syer sedih...
Tp x pe..Awk bukan sesiapa..
Awk mintak maaf...
Syer senyum je...
Syer kata x kesah...
Awk blanja tngok National Treasure...
Ish..X romantiknye...
Tp boleh la..
Syer dpt Bunga...
Cantik..syer suke sngat...
Tp x tau spe pengirimnye...
Awk nmpak...awk trus blek...
Syer panggil awk..
Tp awk x toleh...
Syer cuma nak bgtau...
AWK !!! LORI !!!!!!
Syer kejar awk...
Awk trus jalan...
Syer tolak awk...
Awk jatuh..
Syer nmpak lori...
Betol2 dpn syer...
Klu ia sempat...
Syer nak bgtau...
Awk..SYER SAYANG AWK...
Tp awk ingat betol2...
X tau nak wat cam ner lg...
Lantak awk lah!!
Smlm kite t'serempak...
Syer wat dunno...
Awk pndang syer...
Syer wat dunno jer...
Degilnye la syer n...
Syer nmpak awk...
Syer nak pnggil...
Tp awk x toleh...
Sbb syer pnggil awk dlm hati...
Bodohnye la syer n...
Awk tego syer...
Syer wat dunno...
Tp awk x tau...
Happynye syer time 2...
Syer dngar awk citer...
Awk kate da jatuh cinta...
Sedihnye syer...
Awk kluar tngok wayang...
Syer pown...
Awk kluar ngan dye...
Syer tngok aje...
Awk kol syer...
Mengacau betol larh...
Tngah tido larh...Syer layankan aje...
Awk ckp awk da putus...
Syer senyum smpai ke telinga...
Tp awk x nmpak...
Syer ckp...
Keciannye awk...
Hari ni hari jadi syer...
Tp awk luper...
Syer sedih...
Tp x pe..Awk bukan sesiapa..
Awk mintak maaf...
Syer senyum je...
Syer kata x kesah...
Awk blanja tngok National Treasure...
Ish..X romantiknye...
Tp boleh la..
Syer dpt Bunga...
Cantik..syer suke sngat...
Tp x tau spe pengirimnye...
Awk nmpak...awk trus blek...
Syer panggil awk..
Tp awk x toleh...
Syer cuma nak bgtau...
AWK !!! LORI !!!!!!
Syer kejar awk...
Awk trus jalan...
Syer tolak awk...
Awk jatuh..
Syer nmpak lori...
Betol2 dpn syer...
Klu ia sempat...
Syer nak bgtau...
Awk..SYER SAYANG AWK...
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